Call us Just Northwestern.
To be honest, I don't have a problem with it. I like it. I think it's kind of funny. It's clever, and, for most of the history of the world, it's been true.
So keep calling us that. But know that as long as you do, we'll keep winning games on your home field. Or as we call it, Just Northwestern Stadium.
I'll think later. But for now, let's just enjoy this. Sip with me, people.
Oh, and I'll see y'all in late December or early January.