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Big Ten Power Rankings, February 1st: ATLiens edition

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We're switching up the musical genres this week and going with some old-school Outkast. I don't know all that much rap, but I was recently introduced to this album and it's fantastic; Outkast was way better before they became popular; they're now floating face down in the mainstream.

1 (previously 1) Michigan State: "It's that same motherfucka who took them knuckles to your eye" Northwestern suffered another second half beat down against the Spartans, who keep on rolling over the Big Ten. Their undefeated Big Ten record could come to an end Tuesday night at Wisconsin.

2 (3) Ohio State: "We movin' on up in the world like elevators." The Buckeyes were very impressive yesterday in blowing out Minnesota, so I'm moving them up a spot. They should get another two wins this week at home vs Iowa and Penn State.

3 (2) Purdue: "Don't get caught slippin', leavin' the keys off in the ignition" Purdue is back on track, and their sights are set on the game against Michigan State, but they have to avoid a trap game at Indiana on Thursday..

4 (4) Wisconsin: "Over the years I've been up on my toes and yes, I've seen things." I've seen some weird things in basketball, but how Wisconsin can compete in the Big Ten with the lack of talent currently healthy is amazing. They have no business staying with Michigan State tomorrow, but I'm sure they will.

5 (7) Illinois: "Think it is when it ain't all peaches and cream." A 6-3 league record looks good, but all 6 wins are against the teams currently at the bottom of the conference. We'll see if they can hang in once the schedule gets tougher.

6 (5) Minnesota:  "I wanted to figure out, just how low could your ho go?" - I guess this is what Ohio State was trying to figure out yesterday, as they took Minnesota behind the woodshed. Tubby Smith is going to have to rally the troops in a hurry.

7 (6) Northwestern: "Some issues need to be addressed like envelopes" The lack of a bench has been pretty well-documented, but the 'Cats defensive issues have been somewhat surprising, and need to be addressed immediately. More on that later today.

8 (8) Michigan: "Just two dope boys in a Cadillac." Manny Harris and DeShawn Sims can play; the rest of the roster cannot. Michigan would have beaten Michigan State on Tuesday if one of their role players had stepped up and hit some open shots.

9 (9) Indiana: "Out of this world like E.T., comin' across your TV." Watching their game on Saturday against Illinois, the referees had to be from another planet because they had no clue what was going on. A terribly officiated game, Indiana definitely got screwed late, although they still had a chance to take it into overtime and couldn't get a stop.

10 (10) Iowa: "I'm hopin', wishin', prayin' to keep my faith in you" It's hard to keep any faith in Iowa and Todd Lickliter, who doesn't seem to have the program heading in the right direction. Lickliter sounded so miserable after their loss Saturday, you would have thought his dog died. I hope he is more positive with his players in practice, as that performance was embarrassing.

11 (11) Penn State: "Left me stranded like Rapunzel in the tower" Talor Battle's teammates have abandoned him, as the losses keep piling up for Penn State. With no more Iowa or Indiana left on the schedule, an 0-18 conference showing is looking possible, although I'd be surprised if it happened.

 


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Go Wisconsin!

(I wish northwestern some luck too.)

by Tim V on Jan 31, 2010 11:43 PM CST reply actions  

holy crap

i need to take this blog away from you before people realize you’re better at this than me.

if anybody doesn’t respect hip-hop as a musical form, go listen to atliens or aquemini, and come back, and if you still don’t like it, we’re not friends anymore. (except for that one song on aquemini which everybody pretty much universally regards as one of the worst and most annoying songs of all time. you’ll know it when you hear it.)

by Rodger Sherman on Feb 1, 2010 12:13 AM CST reply actions  

To continue a trend...

…you’re still an idiot.

Minnesota, Northwestern, and Illinois are 5, 6, and 7 in that order, respectively. I will not accept any arguments to the contrary.

Everything else, including the choice of musical lyrics, is dead-on, however.

by Chadnudj on Feb 1, 2010 7:18 AM CST reply actions  

this post

is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails

by Wandy_rod1 on Feb 1, 2010 11:49 AM CST reply actions  

omg a wandy_rod sighting

ladies and gentleman, we are in the presence of greatness. if only you knew who this man was.

by Loretta8 on Feb 1, 2010 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

is it wandy rodriguez?

and does the astros pitching rotation love outkast?

either way, welcome, wandy.

by Rodger Sherman on Feb 1, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

My Rankings

1. Michigan State (obviously)
2. Ohio State (man, Turner is good)
3. Purdue (I expect them to do well in March, IF they get loose refs)
4. Wisconsin (Bo Ryan for Big Ten coach of the year, are we agreed?)
5. Minnesota (Eight losses: not good. Still, who should be ahead of them?)
6. Northwestern (Chance to get on a nice winning streak over the next few games. I hope?)
7. Illinois (Bad losses to Georgia and Bradley in the non-con may keep Bruce Weber’s club from dancing this year, unless they spring some big upsets over the latter half of the schedule)
8. Michigan (Cats must win in Evanston and complete the season sweep of the Wolverines if we’re going to have any shot at the tournament)
9. Indiana (As an NU fan, this team scares me. Okay, I said it. They scare me. This may well be the last season in the conference cellar for Tom Crean’s club)
10. Iowa (Believe it or not, the Hawkeyes have actually exceeded expectations this year)
11. Penn State (This is a scary team, too. They’ve played some really, really good teams tight this year. Unfortuately, they don’t have anyone besides Battle who can score)

Go Cats!

by G1000 on Feb 1, 2010 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

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