Bowl selection season is confusing. So many potential destinations! So many potential opponents! So many questions: will playing this team at this time in this city boost NU's program? Could they hypothetically win? Is it worth going to?

Luckily, you have me, Rodger Sherman, writer, genius, ahead-of-his-time savant, and sensational guitar soloist, to break down all the info, trudge through the muck and mire, and give you hard-hitting analysis. A full-fledged breakdown of NU's potential bowl situations, after the jump

Northwestern will play Texas Tech in the TicketCity Bowl in Dallas and there is literally nothing any human can do to stop this from happening.

That is all.