Gigging is Murder

I never fully recapped the Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas, nor did I profile my roadtrip - you kinda had to be following the #bowlroadtrip hashtag on twitter and/or @jennbane to hear about that - so instead, here's an eight minute long tribute to our Kermit-hating brethren at Texas A&M.

The Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas should serve as a reminder to all of us that no matter how talented your senior class may seem, some dude can stun you by shining a flashlight into your eyes and stab you in the brain with a fork because there's apparently nothing better to do in the middle of nowhere.

"It's not easy being gree-hey, wait, what's that flashlight doiAGHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN, MY BRAIN, AHHHH YOU'RE STABBING ME IN THE BRAIN WITH A FORK AGHHHHH AHHH AHH AHH " - how Texas A&M fans wish that song from the Muppets went

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