It's Saturday! That means football. That means football and I like football. The content of these things is so poor I don't know how any human being could hope to read this but anyway it's homecoming and I'm going to a Northwestern football game I'm going to a Northwestern football game I'm going to a Northwestern football game!

I'm going to a Northwestern football game. So yeah!

However, if you're not going to a Northwestern football game, you can write about it on the internet. This is the internet! Sometimes sports happen on the internet. Here is where the sports happen. You can talk about the sports in this internet. Just make sure you don't post links to bad websites or porn or streams and you know whatever.

Anyway, I'm finna celebrate by drinking heavily and watching football and listening to this Kendrick Lamar song on a one hour loop. You're free to join?