IT'S THE TAXSLAYER.COM GATOR BOWL YOU GUYS. NORTHWESTERN. MISSISSIPPI STATE. LET'S DO THIS.

My brain hurts. If you're a normal person, so does yours. I'm definitely still drunk ,but I acknowledge full well that I have to wake up, go to a bar, and drink more to support the Northwestern football Wildcats.

Today, the world is born. Northwestern plays a football game, and gosh darn it, I really want Northwestern to win. And they're supposed to, according to odds and stuff, but, uh, well, my point is things never work out for Northwestern, but let's have that happen one time.

In other news, A THOUSAND CLANGAS.

So here's the game thread. The game's on ESPN2, comment along if you're not at the game/at a bar/someplace where you won't be able to comment. Hopefully, your New Year has started with less brain pain than mine, and you will be able to watch this without death. As for me, well, a Cats victory could probs do the trick.

GO CATS and stuff