It's time for an episode of "RODGER FORGETS HE ACTUALLY HAS A FULL DAY OF WORK ON FRIDAY AND DOESN'T PLAN TO WRITE ANYTHING AND THEN GETS OFF WORK AND HAS TO SHOWER AND WRITE SOME STUFF AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!" Today, I'm going to do that.

Clark's Wallabees: News on the James Clark front, like we wrote about yesterday, per an 11 Warriors reporter. It seems Northwestern is still in the hunt for the four-star receiver from Florida:

RT @risenu: Ran across this today: @derek11w talked to James Clark and was told not to rule out #Northwestern. Hmm... bit.ly/WDsnTH

— Inside Northwestern (@insidenu) February 1, 2013

And even more interesting, he's now ruled out Clemson:

@insidenu @risenu correct guys he told me Clemson is out now. I think its an OSU-Florida battle personally but NU academics appealing to him

— Derek Young(@Derek11W) February 1, 2013

So keep an eye on that. Could be a big deal for NU. SB nation recruiting expert Bud Elliott doesn't think so, though.

Great, now I have to run through a wall:

You're probably thinking, hey, are they allowed to film out-of-season workouts like that? Don't worry, this wasn't out of season: nobody has listened to "Stay Schemin" by Rick Ross since September. Good to see them fanute on those presses, though. WHOOOOOOOOOSH the sound of my rap jokes going over your heads.

Great, now I have to run through a LAX wall:

Hola Hovito!: I love it when Inside NU breaks down tape, because I'm just too damn lazy to do it anymore even though I swear I'd be good at it if I still had the energy. I sometimes disagree with the conclusions of their posts, but that's what good internet reading is about: hell, I've literally never written anything correct on here. Today, they looked at Alex Olah, and concluded what I concluded but don't have pics: he can do stuff offensively sometimes. Give him time.