In Columbia we lynch Jayhawkers from the Hearne's Center and skin them while there being lynched. One time we sang us a song in glory as we saw one of them hanging from the rafters. We don't take kindly to folks from Lawrence and would gladly lynch them in our beloved Hearne's Center, God hates kU fans we chant and kU fans will burn in hell. Its fun to torcher them and they plotted 9-11 and must serve revenge for what they did. We also skin them and sell them as rugs and lamp shades in local stores in Columbia. This is also how there beloved coach died Phag Allen.

editor's note: the views expressed by this racist homophobic idiot are not those of Sippin' On Purple, however we are leaving this up as a testament to his ignorance and hatred