It's social media night! That means that... well, I'm not really sure what it means, but Darren Rovell is there and the game ball has a hashtag on it? I... I don't really know why or how this is a thing, but whatever. #B1GCATS! #Hashtag! #NorthwesternbasketballvsWisconsin!

I mean, a ball with a hashtag in it is... well... it's like a ball with a hashtag on it. You can't search it. I find when people do things for "social media!" reasons it ends up being like when an older relative learns about Facebook, if you know what I mean. Just... be yourself! Be social! And on media!

Aaaaanyway, the game's at 8 p.m. on the Big Ten Network. Bad things will probably happen to Northwestern! Super bad things! I'm really not excited to watch the game, but I'm a glutton for punishment, so here we are. I hope you'll be here too so we can wallow in each others' respective misery!

Go Cats!