Drake Dunsmore is no longer in the NFL, retiring at 24, hopefully not related to a medical condition he had at Northwestern. Oh, BTW, we have a page keeping track of NU players in the NFL, if you're interested.

Cool things are happening with Northwestern football. Wait, what's this weird feeling? Why are the edges of my mouth curling upwards?

Northwestern lacrosse has LASER FOCUS, a sixth ALC Tournament championship in an event that's only seven years old, and are the No. 2 team in the country heading into a chance for an eighth NCAA title in nine years.

REVENNNNNNGE!!! LAX REVENGGGGGEEEEEE!

Northwestern takes on the No. 8 team in the country, Penn State, as they look to run towards another national title. I made up some lies and some truths about the matchup.

Northwestern's heading to the 2013 Las Vegas Invitational, likely to play either UCLA or Mizzou. It's probably the best preseason tourney NU has participated in of late.

Northwestern's gonna be playing in Las Vegas, and Quentin Williams is going to try to play for the Bears. Plus, updates on Chris Collins' sandwich choices and Reggie Hearn hopefully beating down someone in an Illinois sweatshirt.

Illinois keeps trying to make us hate them, but hahaha, HA, guys, stop, you're tickling us.

The New England Patriots brought in a ton of wide receivers, which means they could cut Jeremy Ebert loose, ruining the opportunity for he and Mike Kafka to rekindle their QB-WR bond.