Northwestern takes on the No. 8 team in the country, Penn State, as they look to run towards another national title. I made up some lies and some truths about the matchup.

Northwestern's heading to the 2013 Las Vegas Invitational, likely to play either UCLA or Mizzou. It's probably the best preseason tourney NU has participated in of late.

Northwestern's gonna be playing in Las Vegas, and Quentin Williams is going to try to play for the Bears. Plus, updates on Chris Collins' sandwich choices and Reggie Hearn hopefully beating down someone in an Illinois sweatshirt.

Illinois keeps trying to make us hate them, but hahaha, HA, guys, stop, you're tickling us.

The New England Patriots brought in a ton of wide receivers, which means they could cut Jeremy Ebert loose, ruining the opportunity for he and Mike Kafka to rekindle their QB-WR bond.

Northwestern-Ohio State will be in primetime on October 5, and that means it could be prime fodder for College GameDay, everybody's favorite college football buffet starter/a show where a crazy dude puts on headwear.

NU's women's golf and tennis teams won Big Ten tournament titles, because we RUN sports of privilege. LET'S HIT THE COUNTRY CLUB, Y'ALL (airhorn) (airhorn) (airhorn)

Four former NFL players will be fighting for NFL roster spots, with Brian Arnfelt and Patrick Ward signing as free agents with the Steelers and Dolphins, respectively.