Northwestern Wildcats Football
"Kick in the 'Dore Wavin the Four-Four" - The Notorious B.I.G.
It's been a couple hundred days since there was last a football game involving Northwestern. That's all about to change, I think, so, time to do some predictin... AFTER THE JUMP! (Yeah, I've decided to get rid of even the pretense that there are interesting things before the jump.)
Sherrick McManis Memorial Picks, Week One
Welcome to this year of the newly-renamed Sherrick McManis memorial picks - where I tell you who I think is going to win, so you can rip me off for our pick em league which I have every intention in the world of winning. (In the future I might consider asking whoever is currently winning to make the picks for the week - we'll see if people are down for that.)
For those of you who need a refresher, we have picks (not against the spread), mascot fights, and when the time calls for it, my wild guesses as to what the team name of the out-of-conference opponent is. Unfortunately, we don't need that this week - I'm 11-0 in my ability to know the name of the opposing school's mascot this week.
Picks.... after the jump! (and feel free to jump in and say whatever you feel like.)
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDS: A Few Quick Questions for Anchor of Gold
I like asking opposing bloggers questions. It is easier than writing posts myself. So I e-sat down with my SB Nation counterpart, KingJamesIV from Anchor of Gold.
Picks post later - for those of you wondering, slicetheposts.blogspot.com is still available.
Northwestern's Division, 2011/2012 Schedules Released
So it's official: Northwestern will be in an as-of-yet unnamed division with Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Iowa, and Nebraska.
- In our first two years, we'll skip Ohio State - meaning the class of 2013 will graduate college without ever having seen the Buckeyes play the Wildcats, which is a real shame for kids who love seeing their team lose violently in football. I certainly won't miss them - as I'll always say, Ohio State is the one school whose name I see and it makes my bowels loosen a bit, in both basketball and football. I've seen too many terrifying things happen to Northwestern teams in too little time.
- We'll also miss Purdue - the first time we'll have a season without them since they became our "permanent rival" - and Wisconsin, who were a pretty decent opponent to have if you ask me.
- The Illinois game appears to be protected, and will close the 2012 season.
- Northwestern's game against Rice next year, currently scheduled for November 26th, will have to be moved, most likely to November 12th - you'd have to assume NU will want the game in the middle of the cold winter Rice won't particularly be used to. No other non-con games will be affected.
- We'll travel to Nebraska in 2011 - they'll visit us in 2012.
- Northwestern will have two straight years with bye weeks in November, which is good for enemies of the cold.
The divisions are still as-of-yet unnamed - obviously, suggestions are welcome. (That's what the comments are for.)
AHHHHHHHHHHH BIG TEN DIVISIONS
I leave town for a week and get back and this happens. Great.
Anyway, looks like we got Michigan, Nebraska, Michigan State, Iowa, and Minnesota, with Illinois our likely cross-rival.
First thought: everything works out pretty nicely: it's stupid that we're not in the same division as Illinois, but we still play them every year, and can't complain about the competitive balance in the division.
GO CRAZY.
Update, 4:53 PM: Be sure to check the SBNation pages on the topic: here's the storystream from the homesite, and here's a link that will be updated with all the stories from around the network. Not to toot our own collective horn, but with the fantastic Along the Olentangy now onboard, we have all 11 conference blogs, plus one for Nebraska, as well as Off-Tackle Empire for the whole conference. So there will be lots of discussion on those... 13 sites. Damn.
Consider this your open thread for the revelation show. THE DECISION.
And Vanderbilt had a Secretary named Northwestern...
You know that old wives tale list of coincidences between Kennedy and Lincoln? Well, Vanderbilt sports and Northwestern sports are eerily similar. Good thing we have to play them every year for the next four years in football. (Every year for the next four years? Jesus.)
Northwestern: Ranked No. 12 by the US News and World Report.
Vanderbilt: Ranked No. 17 by the US News and World Report.
Conclusion: We're both smart! NERD FIGHT! What weapon would you use first in a nerd fight? Calculator? Heavy book? I'd smash a graduated cylinder against a table like a beer bottle and come at my opponent threateningly, hoping he shatters his ultra-thick glasses backing off.
Northwestern: The only private school in the Big Ten.
Vanderbilt: The only private school in the SEC.
Conclusion: We're not just nerds, but rich nerds. Crap.
Northwestern: Has only 8,000 students, 12,000 less than the next smallest school in the conference.
Vanderbilt: Has only 6,000 students, 13,000 less than the next smallest school in the conference.
Conclusion: Numbers! Scary!
Northwestern: Has a 49,000 seat stadium - the smallest in the conference - but still never sells it out.
Vanderbilt: Has a 39,000 seat stadium - the smallest in the conference - but still never sells it out.
Conclusion: You see? Not that bad, Ryan Field.
Northwestern: Never won the Big Ten basketball title.
Vanderbilt: Never won the SEC football title.
Conclusion: We both really suck! I'd probably cut off a finger to be the one who was good at basketball and not the one who was occasionally good at football, though.
Northwestern: Currently mired in a 62-year-long bowl drought.
Vanderbilt: Ended a 53-year bowl drought after winning the 2008 Music City Bowl.
Conclusion: CRAP. I HATE THEM AND I HOPE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM.
Northwestern: If you ask somebody on the street in Chicago, they just might be a bigger fan of an orange-wearing state school than Northwestern.
Vanderbilt: If you ask somebody on the street in Nashville, they just might be a bigger fan of an orange-wearing state school than Northwestern.
Conclusion: Orange is a really ugly color.
Northwestern: The basketball coach at that orange-wearing state school is named Bruce.
Vanderbilt: The basketball coach at that orange-wearing state school is named Bruce.
Conclusion: I just threw this in even though it means absolutely nothing. You might find this fact intriguing if you just smoked up, but, why are you reading Northwestern sports blogs when you're high anyway?
So, I think I've made it pretty clear: THERE IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY AND THEY'RE OUT TO GET US. And we probably should play our creepily similar southern counterparts more often.
Gettin' Familiar With Vanderbilt
You smell that?
It's the rotting recently-dead corpse of summer, and with its decay comes not only vultures, but also new life in the form of a football season born anew. In a few days, there will be tackles, and thus, we preview Northwestern's first opponent: the Vanderbilt Commodores.
Next on the Chopping Block: Vanderbilt
Four times this year, and, well, every year, NU plays an out-of-conference opponent. The question arises: who are these guys? Some people only want to know who they are in a football sense, but, to truly understand our opponents on the gridiron, you have to know where they come from, so football strategy can wait. I plan on getting to know these universities a little bit better with posts on each college, mainly with info gleaned from their wikipedia pages.
This week's victim: The Vanderbilt Commodores
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